Live device · not a mockup
Snoozing got a subscription plan.
Five nap credits sit on the nightstand. Press SNOOZE and the clock rewinds a few minutes, one credit gone. Run out before 7:00 and the button locks itself.
The meter, honestly
Three rules, no exceptions
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The clock is real
It ticks on the same setInterval your laptop clock uses. One frame, one second, forever, whether the tab is in front of you or not.
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Snooze costs a credit
Pressing it rewinds the display and spends one of five. There is no way to rewind for free.
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Zero credits, zero mercy
The button locks itself and the room turns red until 7:00 comes and goes. Credits refill on the next cycle, same as any renewal.
Owner's manual · page 2
Pick a sleep plan
Every clock ships on the free tier: five credits, no rollover, no arguing with 7:00. Upgrade once five snoozes stop covering the night you're having.
*Unmetered credits still can't move 7:00. The clock doesn't sell extra mornings, only extra delay.
Not affiliated with any sleep clinic
The science of a metered nap
Sleep researchers have spent decades mapping light sleep, core sleep, deep sleep, and REM. NapCredits mapped something else: what each stage costs. The clock and your body finally run on the same billing cycle.
Light sleep is cheap. REM is where the spending happens, because that's the stage your brain fights hardest to hold onto, and the meter knows it.
Verified insomniacs only
What renewing customers say
None of these people exist. The billing cycle does.
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Burned all five credits by 6:59:40. Slept great. Woke up in a cold sweat about the invoice, not the alarm.
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My old clock just beeped at me. This one bills me for the privilege. Somehow that feels more honest.
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Upgraded to REM+ after week one. The clock now tracks my sleep debt more closely than my bank tracks my actual debt.
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I did not consent to metering the humans I sit next to. And yet, here I am, still on the nightstand.
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